Useless Without Pics

Sitting here bored as hell and ran across the pic of Mary Kate Olsen giving the finger (she turned 21 today by the way). I don’t know when her sister’s birthday is though. I’ll add more from time to time when I see any more pics.

Hilary Duff

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Lauren Pope saw fit to wear some sexy lowrider jeans that pretty much guaranteed us a glimpse at her thong. And some savy photog saw fit to take a pic of said thong on display. Lauren is pretty fucking sexy wouldn’t you say?

Loved her in 8 mile and Little Black Book, Brittany Murphy is giving off some seriously steamy sex appeal in these pics.

This chick loves to show off her naughty bits and for that I praise her. Jordan nude pics just wouldn’t be the same without those huge tits though. SO NICE! You know Jordan made a sex tape, right?

She’s still lovely as ever and since her and Justin broke up I thought it’d be nice to see some Cameron Diaz pics. Something about her buttcheeks that just makes me want to lick em.

Anna Kournikova pics for all you tennis babe fans. Just something about this youthful hottie that screams “take me like a man and pull my hair while you do it”.

Some Sienna Miller pics for you peeps.

What can I say about these Jennifer Love Hewitt pics other than she’s hot and I’d like to plow her.

Sure she’s a little wacky sometimes but the woman really enjoys showing off as these nude pics of Courtney Love can attest. I’d hit it.

Looking back at some older Carmen Electra Pics I’ve come to the conclusion that she has gotten better with age. Sure the young Carmen had something going for her but hot 20 year olds are a dime a dozen. The great thing is that since she’s matured, her body hasn’t suffered at all that I can see. Of course I would have to see carmen electra nude to really be certain.

Oh yea fella but Christina Ricci pics do brighten up things around here. I really liked her better with the big juggs though. Something about a huge celebrity rack, hard nipple pokies under a sheer top. Don’t you just want to make love to her for hours? Or just bang her nude body really hard for about 3-4 hours at least.

Just because I haven’t seen much from Anna Faris, it was time to post a few pics of her and her sexy self. I may have to put one of her dvds in tonight just to see her in action. The closeup pic of her with blonde hair is only bested by the pic of Anna Faris half nude in the back of a limo. Pretty hot babe.

I was going to post some pics of George Bush having dinner with some old people but these Heather Graham nudes seemed more fitting. But I promise, the Bush pics are coming, you sick bastards.

Love or hate Paris Hilton, one thing is for sure… the girl loves to go around half naked and the paparazi is more than happy to take advantage of that by catching every nip slip, upskirt pussy pic, and ass crack photo that they can get their greedy little hands on. And most of us hetro men will do the same. Must be nice to be that rich, wouldn’t you agree?

In case you haven’t seen her sextape yet

What more can a person say about Jessica Alba other than she’s got an ass made from a slice of heaven and we’d all love to plow her nude body.

Favorite victoria’s secret lingerie model and all around hot babe Adriana Lima has got it going on. Whether she is nude or just wearing a shirt that shows off her pokies, she always gets my blood pumping.

Salma Hayek has been recently the winner of a most coveted award.. the best celebrity breasts nod and from these pics you can certainly see why. What I wouldn’t do to motorboat around in those fun bags.

I am really digging April Scott almost enough to buy the dukes dvd. Of course the show is shit but April half nude prancing around in her daisy duke shorts makes it somewhat easy to bare. Just look at her tiny frame with those big ole titties. Plus she’s got an ass that would make the pope pitch a tent.

Save the cheerleader, save the world. Of course I am willing as long as it gets my dirty filthy sex with one nude Hayden Panettiere. Just looking at that body makes me wonder just what she does to keep in shape.

Her name is Jessica Robinson and she is the press secretary for the Gov of Missouri and these are her nudes pics. They hit the internet about a month ago, but since I have no idea who this bitch was and even after reading about her I had to google maps Missouri because it is the state we all pretend doesn’t exist.

That said, I didn’t know about her nude pics. I guess what it comes down to is who gives a fuck, everyone is naked on the internet now, with sex tapes and webcam pictures and it’s really not a big fucking deal. The positive in all this is that in the next 10 years you won’t have to wear pants to work because your co-workers will already know what you look like while jerking off because of your seedy internet past and I guess in 20 years you’ll be able to jerk off in public, for the same reason, but it takes time to condition the masses, especially the bible thumpers to change the law on this….if you want to help the cause, start jerking off in random places, like park benches and in changing rooms of stores, because change can only start with you.

Either way, who gives a fuck that this bitch gets naked on the internet documenting stages of her pregnancy, which isn’t really as sexy as taking pictures of her on all fours with her husband in her ass, especially considering the baby will get tangled in that fucking bush on it’s way out, but since I love bush and I love naked people in the news, even if it’s not my news but you small town farmer news, you St Louis livin’ fucker, here are the pics.

See the sextape here