Time to see some famous pussy wouldn’t you say?

While Kate Gosselin pumped up some child’s play toy, her husband (soon to be ex) Jon Gosselin and his new +1, Hailey Glassman, enjoy a smoke while aboard Christian Audigier’s yacht in Saint-Tropez.

If it weren’t for the pink lace panties and sexy pooh tat on her ankle, I would say that Kate is getting the short end of the stick. God help me but for some unknown reason I just want to stick my cock in her ass so deep you’d need a treasure map to find it. I’d steer clear of that clown car shaped vagina of her’s though because… DAYUM 8 kids!!! Oh and you know if you are having anal sex with Kate Gosselin, you gotta pull on her super crazy hair. It’s just what you do when you do what you do.

You get the feeling she has so many children because she can’t suck a dick to save her life? Should have had one of those girl “blowjob 101″ parties with Andy Dick… haha I said Dick. There aren’t pills to fix what’s wrong with me.