Useless Without Pics

I am so pissed that it wasn’t me that filled Nicole Richie with my seed. Not that I am really a fan of Nicole’s are anything but just to hang out with her father, Lionel, would make me giggle like an idiot. Ran across these pics of Nicole Richie’s pregnant belly getting larger and had to post. Wouldn’t it be funny if it was all bs and she’s just been shoplifting a ton lately.

Rumors have been circling that Nicole Richie is pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby, but she’s been dodging the question in interviews. However, a good friend of hers says she’s definitely pregnant and is hoping it’ll keep her out of jail. She tells Page Six:

“Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”