Need more celebrity tits? I know I do!

Current rumors of the girls leaving the playboy mansion seem to have been lame speculation. All of the girls, and hef, are coming back for another season. Titties!

The only bad part of “reporting” on celebrity junk on the internet is that there are many who love to start crazy rumors about the celebs and of course there’s assclowns such as myself who will spread it like jelly on piece of waffle house toast.

And while we’re on the subject of jelly, I couldn’t find mixed welch’s (apple and grape) in jars at wal-mart. Sucks that you can only get that at resturants because my wife simply adores that flavor and nothings too good for my sweetycakes… jelly wise that is hahaha.

But yea, the Girls next door will be returning and as much as Holly, Kendra, and that other chick turn me on I guess I won’t be watching again this season.

Just afraid that the show is mega lame and (I just used the word mega, LAME) I don’t want to lose any more brain cells. Not like I have many left. The constant flow of dope smoke (fitting name) (I like using quotes) because more than the high it always left me with a really stupid feeling. Oh and the worry that the fuzz was about to crash through my door at any moment.

Guess I’m too paranoid to get high, at least not illegal drugs wise. Right now I am sitting around wasted on a percacet because I pulled a muscle in my back yesterday moviing a tv cabinet. But anyway, enjoy Kendra Wilkinson’s tits in these pics.

Time to check out some real celebrity tits, right?

Now I know what you are thinking… the cost of gas is insane, I know. Seriously though, Kaylee Defer is one hawt bitch and if you aren’t sure where you’ve seen her before she plays a slutty teen girl on a tv show called War at Home or some shit. I’ve watched it a few times but to be honest once she started dating some hoodlum I lost interest. And before you start calling me racist over that, know that I almost stopped watching That 70’s show because Laura Prepon starting going out with that dude who owned the trans am. SO SUCK IT!

But yea Kaylee is a pistol and I want her to come lather up my balls or something along those lines. Oh yea and I almost caught one of those fake titties she’s holding while at a porn webmasters convention in Vegas a few years back. Yea they have conventions for us adult site owners. We gotta see real boobs somehow. I also jacked off to a hooker at one of those whore ranches but that’s a whole nuther story.

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Just one look at this pic from the video showing Lohan giving a blowjob and it reminds you of those good times watching chicks bob for apples. Or maybe I just had something wrong with me mentally back then. Bob for me, bitch!

Seriously though, Lindsay’s love for the cock is apparent. Stop pretending to be a carpet muncher.

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I know some of you are thinking that I really need to let this whole Vanessa Hudgens naked thing go but she is just so hot and innocent looking in the pics that I just have become obsessed.

Vanessa has some of the sexiest tan skin and pretty body though her pussy could use a nice shave but that whisker bisquit issue would be the only thing wrong and that would be easily solved with my trusty gilette.

Too bad that whole naked Vanessa Hudgens sex video hasn’t been released. It too was taken with the same cellphone and mistakingly sent to the wrong person but for some reason the dude or dudette hasn’t been forthcoming with it.

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Of course I’m talking about her breasts making their way on the net after a long time having only her movie tit scenes to keep us warm. Would have been nice if the camera was closer for these pics but any naked Angelina Jolie is a good one.

Check out amazing nude pics of Lindsay that just came out.

Okay so it seems like overnight, Ali Lohan went from being Lindsay’s little sister to a straight up smoking hot chick. Maybe it’s the way she is dressing or perhaps she got a haircut (or maybe she finally lost her virginity)… whatever the reason, I like it.

Now if she just does some nudes like her sister Lindsay, we can all enjoy the madness. That’s if Lilo doesn’t turn her into some fat whore because she doesn’t want Ali taking away her spotlight.

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I saw Vanessa on a shoe commercial the other day and it reminded me that not since her phone pics have I looked around my harddrive for more of her naked. Well, this pic really hit me in the ding dong. Sweet Vanessa Hudgens at the mall with her friend who is a hot blonde and who is making the international sign for I eat pussy too. Both have cute tongues and I wonder if those pink puppies smell like trout, or at least that day did. Well enough of this celebrity lesbian fantasy… I have whites to wash.

Now I’m all for family love but this “Daddy’s girl” tattoo on the back of this chicks legs tends to send the wrong message, don’t you think? Perhaps it was an innocent statement in the girl’s head but placement has me thinking that her pop has seen her in that position one too many times.

However if that isn’t the case you now that her dad probably died from shock and shame when his daughter unvieled her ink tribute at the thanksgiving dinner table. Me thinks that an airbrushed t-shirt, or coffee mug, would have been a better gift.

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So the story goes … Marcia Cross was supposedly dumb enough to toss some candid, naked pics of herself in her trash, then some garbage pickers were lucky enough to find them, and now the scroungers are trying to sell the photos. These are only a few of the full set which is rumored to be around 200 or so pictures. This would have been exciting news if it was someone more famous than Marcia Cross, and it didn’t look like she’d lost a fight with Carrot Top’s shower drain.

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Looks like the rumors of Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked pics was true. The lower quality photos of her that surfaced last night left people scratching their heads wondering if it was Vanessa in the shots. Later though her rep did come out and say something to the effect that the pics were supposed to be private and she’s probably pissed. Hell, if I looked as hot as her, I’d be posting naked photos of myself all over the net.

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Not sure what it is about this pic of Ashely Olsen but I really want her to bite me. Of course she has to let me strip her naked and bang her until the morning sun burns us both to charcoal. It’s only fair.

You’ll love what other celebs are putting in their vaginas

Eva Mendes looks right at home in this masturbation video and I’m sure that her playing with her pussy is a great fantasy come true for many. How could you resist sucking on her snizz if you were to walk in on Eva fingering herself? I’d go bananas.

Look who got naked and was exposed

Daveigh Chase ass is looking really good in that thong bikini. Her body is pretty tight also. Damn it but I need to move to the beach. My luck I would spend all that money on a house and it’d be next to a nude beach that only old fat men hung out on… imagine the nude beach scene from Eurotrip. I love that movie.. “You made out with your sister”! hahaha. Tell ya, I’d love to make out with Daveigh for a few hours.

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Hayden Panettiere’s ass tastes yummy or at least she thinks so. Just look at her dig in her pants and that blue thong of her’s doesn’t get in the way one bit. More than likely the pics were taken several minutes apart and have nothing to do with each other but it does look funny. That Hayden Panettiere licks her hand after digging in her ass.

Hell, she’s in those jeans so deep she might actually be touching pussy. Wish I could touch her pussy (when she’s legal of course hehe). From the looks of recent beach pics of her and her man, she’s actually getting that pussy touched in all sorts of ways. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

For those of you who like checking out celebrity panties, here’s a Keira Knightley upskirt for you. She looks sexy even in the strange dress. Keira has no titties but the best looking crotch which is cool because that’s the business end.

Do you prefer your celebs naked and fucking?

I would love to see some pics of Allison Stokke nude but for the time being I will settle for seeing her standing around in some very little shorts. What a great body Allison has… she must work out or something. Hey babe, can I put my pole on your shoulder?

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These pics should put to bed any doubt if Megan Fox is sexiest girl to ever be in a Transformer movie. Okay so there’s only been this flick but you get the point… Megan is hawt.

Sure Angelina Jolie is constantly being voted “Hottest whatever” in the blogshere and in mags all over the place but just look how hot Angelina was as a teenager. Makes you just want to lick your monitor other than her being too young to lick perhaps, lol.

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